Underground Press

Issue 9

Published in: Winter Park, FL

Notes on this Issue:


I edit these ‘Issues’ at Stardust
            In that little wooden booth					
                       The one everyone tries to snag first		 
            I’m editing right now, I’m very tired		 
Sometimes drinking helps me sleep
            But right now it’s making me manic
                        I try so hard at times 
                                    But I can’t sleep
                        I can’t stop writing either
            I want to stop writing, I want to sleep
Instead I end up here, at Stardust
            With the horrible wifi
                        The wifi is so bad, I like it
            I don’t think the people here like me
At times, I like this too
            But sometimes it makes me sad
                        Like I’m not in the ‘clique’
            But that’s okay, their wifi is shit
Aside from that, their hummus is great 
            I’m waiting on an order right now
                        The longer I wait for the hummus
                                    The tastier it becomes;
                        I want you all to convince me 
            I’m a bad writer
Send me poems that make me insecure 
            So I’ll sleep less, write more
                        And come here for more hummus

                                - W.B.
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Authors in this Issue:

Walter Bickle

j t connor

Nate Roma

Trevor Payton

Poems in this Issue:

W.B.

Mars

A Piece for ‘A Mature Intellectual Reader’
Note to My Ex-Girlfriend: My Savior at a Gas Station

J.C.

this habit
my backyard is beautiful two days before valentine’s
one rich asshole
getting drunk, farting, mostly shit

N.R.

But the Volume Stays

T.P.

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